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Olympic pole vaulter foiled by own penis

Japanese Pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita touched the bar with both his legs and his penis, placing him 21st in the qualifying rounds for pole vaulting with a penis.

I am surprised no Olympic commentators have explained how much more difficult the pole vault is for people with a penis.

Pow! Right in the penis

(via Imgur)

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