Hillary Clinton, 45th president of the United States, would like to remind you of a few important things.
I can fix this fucking country for you. And all you little bitches need to do is get off your asses one goddamn day in November.
“Oh but what about your eeeemaaaaillls???” Shut the fuck up. Seriously, shut the fuck up and listen for one fucking second.
Here’s all you need to know about me:
– In 1992, I said I was proud to have followed my career instead of baking cookies.
– The GOP fucking dragged me for it. They made me bake cookies. They’re scared of me.
– Every time I have a job, y’all love me. Every time I run for anything, the GOP breaks out the big guns again and fucks me up good. And apparently it fucking works.