Geraldo Rivera inadvertently suggests Roger Ailes is a 600-pound rape beast

Rob Beschizza 8:39 am Wed Jul 13, 2016

In an attempt to defend his boss from allegations of sexual harassment, Geraldo Riviera compared Fox News chief Roger Ailes to the grizzly that mauls Leonardo DiCaprio's character in The Revenant. Unfortunately, that comparison is an odd one, because it was widely rumored before release that the bear raped the character.

Earlier this month, Matt Drudge stepped out of his link-dump comfort zone to deliver a breathless, exclusive scoop: Leonardo DiCaprio is raped by a bear in his new film The Revenant. The story spread so quickly that a spokesperson for 20th Century Fox had to tell Entertainment Weekly that “there is clearly no rape scene with a bear.”

how do you seriously choose the one metaphor that included a rape rumor in your defensehttps://t.co/IEbC0xuxFC pic.twitter.com/rs0VqQPkIL

— ಠ_ಠ (@MikeIsaac) July 13, 2016

Still nothing in the vault, Geraldo.

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