Now’s your chance to get drunk with Dumb Donald! Chicago-based Spiteful Brewing just introduced Dumb Donald this week. No, not the Republican nominee, but a double IPA beer with a nice and sour Key lime flavor. So why call it Dumb Donald?
According to the beer’s label, “Dumb Donald is, well, dumb. So dumb in fact, we named a beer after him. It’s like he got caught in a pause halfway through evolution. His brain still functions, at a minimal level with a vocabulary of a second grade student. You might even start to feel sorry for this man-child. Resist that urge, pop open this Key lime DIPPA and pretend you’re on a far away island where people like Dumb Donald simply don’t exist.”
Spiteful Brewing isn’t the first brewery to mock the Donald. Last March, Philadelphia’s Dock Street Brewery introduced the beer Friends Don’t Let Friends Vote Drumpf. (Drumpf was Trump’s grandfather’s original name.)
Unfortunately right now Dumb Donald is only available in Chicago, but if you happen to be in the city, Spiteful Brewing’s website, which opens with “Don’t fight it, spite it!” on their homepage, has a hefty list of the city’s stores that carry it.