The queen-sized poly-cotton cover is $150 and comes with a pair of pillowcases that look like packets of sauce and Parmesan.
Plenty of variations on this theme! There’s an $85 pizza duvet cover with two pillowcases:
There’s also a merchant who sells nothing but pizza fleeces:
And if you’re not into pizza, there’s always cheeseburger bedding:
(via Crazy Abalone)