Silver heart pill container pendant / $100

Compartment will fit 6 small antipsychotic pills comfortably.

The Womanizer: comes with a “100% orgasm guarantee”

It’s not a vibrator. It’s a gadget that suckles the clitoris. Vanessa Marin, a licensed psychotherapist specializing in sex therapy, said it “induces powerful orgasms in a shockingly short amount of time.” — Mark

Square, lightweight plastic flask from Stanley

Sturdy, multicolored flasks that go around the world with you, perfect
for a sneaky V-day cocktail with your sweetie (Previously) — Cory

Concrete Park: apocalyptic, afrofuturistic graphic novel of greatness

Concrete Park is a beautifully told war-comic in the tradition of DMZ
and Transmetropolitan, but with an even more ambitious storyline, filled
with so many warring factions, crosses and double-crosses, and general
badassery that it’s a good thing that the creators chose to use such
stylish infographics, textual notes, and visual tricks to make sense of
it all (Previously) — Cory

Laser-cut birchwood landscape rings / $24

Beautiful landscape rings to mix and match from Britain—there are houses, trees and mountains (there’s also an acrylic tsunami). Read more — Cory

Sex and Drugs: A Journey Beyond Limits

A classic book of blissed-out altered consciousness by Boing Boing patron saint Robert Anton Wilson. — Mark

Flashing LED Heart Kit / $10

Solder up a special something for your loved one or, better yet, have a romantic maker date and do it yourselves. Ah, love just makes everything glow. — David

Diamond-Accent Pendant Necklace / $80

For those who just need to get the Valentine’s Day situation dealt with immediately — Rob

Anatomical Heart Necklace / $48

Designed by Lost Apostle, the heart is white bronze, approximately 3/4″ tap, and comes on a gunmetal chain. Also available as a ring! — David

doTERRA “Whisper” essential oil blend for women (fragrance) / $26

The ladies love it. The dudes love smelling it. Rose, jasmine, bergamot, cinnamon cistus, vetiver, ylang ylang, cocoa, vanilla, sandalwood, and patchouli. OMFG. — Xeni

Belgian Darts Set / $120

End grain basswood board, scoring rings separated by hydraulically inserted brass, and polished steel-tipped darts with birch wood barrels and shafts.— Rob

Pilot Vanishing Point retractible nib fountain pen / $140

I love my unique, never leaking Pilot/Namiki Vanishing Point. I have carried it for years and the pen writes as beautifully today as when I bought it. Read More — Jason

Full Body Spandex Lycra Suit / $40

Enjoy a close encounter of the 4th kind with your loved one!

Lelo Lily Vibrator / $76

Rechargeable, splash-proof, and impressively powerful with five different vibration modes and 10 speed settings. For internal action, check out the LELO
Gigi!

Amara Venezuelan Sipping Chocolate / $13

Delicious dark cacao powder and cacao butter. Pure sex, man. This is the real deal. Think of it as what expresso is to coffee: intense, made to be savored with sensual focus. — Xeni

Kawaii Heart Stickers / $5

Five bucks a sheet

The Magic Wand / $64

If you don’t have enough Valentine’s Day magic. — Jason

Moleskine, Large / $16

For writing romantic slashfic