Port St. Lucie, Florida police arrested Dawn Meikle after she allegedly attacked her husband, Donald Fitzroy Meikle, for farting too much in bed. When he broke wind, she apparently elbowed him and then kicked him out of their bed. After she allowed him to return, he again passed gas, spurring her to kick and hit him.
According to CBS12, Donald Fitzroy Meikle “said he held his wife for his own safety. During the struggle, she suffered a broken lip and he suffered a lot of scratches across his chest.” Police stated she also sprayed pepper spray to, er, block him from getting to the bathroom?