Ar ar humor: Generating jokes algorithmically with Wolfram Mathematica

Cory Doctorow 9:20 am Fri Nov 13, 2015

Kathryn Cramer writes, "Jesse Friedman, age 14, has developed some code for getting Wolfram Language to tell a few jokes.

Although most of WL's jokes are not funny, the generative language tools are an interesting toy."

Some examples: "What do you call a ramshackle conservative? A broken-down button-down." "What do you call a Eastern Roman Empire Byzantium? A Byzantine Empire Eastern Roman Empire."

I like my like I like my :

Example:

I like my immunity like I like my resistance: passive.

Joke Generator

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