The hottest hair style for gentlemen is now yours without the risk of traction alopecia. Groupon's clip-on manbun is only $9.99, and comes in blonde and brunette.
"How to Wear It:
1. Comb your hair back toward the crown of your head, in a similar motion to lacquering a reclaimed-wood coffee table
2. Attach the man bun to your natural hair the way the lay public attached itself to Arcade Fire
3. Use bobby pins to secure the man bun, decide bobby pins are too mainstream, use antique paper clips instead"