Have your tweets inscribed as cuneiform tablets

Rob Beschizza 3:54 am Sun Nov 8, 2015

Dumb Cuneiform aptly labels the nature of its work lest anyone be under any illusions here.

Here's how it works:

Just send us a tweet or text (use the text field in the order form)

We’ll carefully translate it into cuneiform

We'll stamp it on an actual clay tablet
and mail it to you.

Favorite jokes? Amazing pickup lines? Your 2-star review of last summer's blockbuster?

KEEP IT FOREVER.

$20 a go. They should at least insist on it having been publicly posted! [via JWZ]

Previously: Aerial signposts point to Scientology's sacred text storage facility

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