WHAT IF: Hermione made Harry and Ron do their own goddamned homework?

Cory Doctorow 6:17 am Wed Oct 21, 2015

Anyone who's paid close attention knows that the series should really be called "Hermoine Granger and the Repeated Rescue of the Lazy, Glory-Hogging Boys," but as usual, Mallory Ortberg (previously) brings it all home with some scathing and witty fanfic:

“Okay, write that down,” Hermione said to Ron, pushing his essay and a sheet covered in her own writing back to Ron, “and then copy out this conclusion that I’ve written for you.”

“Fifteen,” said Hermione. “One of them’s invisible.”

A Harry Potter Where Hermione Doesn’t Do Anyone’s Homework For Them [Mallory Ortberg/The Toast]

(via Geek Feminism)

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