The actual injury under your Boo-Boo bandage is almost certainly less disturbing than the one printed on its surface.
They're $10 for 20 bandages in five designs: "slashing sharp-force trauma (with sutures), chemical burn, skin ulcer with skin slip, decubitus ulcer with maggot infestation, and small caliber gunshot."
Boo-Boos [Sherwood Forlee]
(via Oh Gizmo)