Trump presidency fanfic

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"Looking back on the presidency of Donald Trump" is fiction in the style of a steeple-fingered newsfeature, published, perfectly, at The Atlantic.

Here's what appears to be a Digg-approved audio adaption, but it doesn't play for me because WNYC's audio widget can serve me 68 separate javascript files but cannot serve me one MP3.

Post your Trump fanfic in the comments! The rule: it must read like news or some other media contrivance. I will pick a winner and send them an unpleasant prize of no value whatsoever.