"The Sheriff likes Stelly's restaurant. And so do I. The food here is good. And the folks are friendly. We're going to identify you, arrest you, and put you in a small cell. After that, I'm going to have a cheeseburger here, with fries and a coke."
"St. Landry Crime Stoppers looking for thief who broke into Stelly's Supermarket" (KATC)