Drooling cows sought by police

Rob Beschizza 8:17 am Thu Jul 16, 2015

stockart Canadian cops are on the hunt for a gang of cows that allegedly drooled on and scratched a woman's car in Val-des-Monts, Quebec, causing $1,000 in damages.

The footprints left behind by the suspects didn’t help police identify the cows. “We didn’t take hoof prints,” Fournel joked. Earlier that morning, police were called to the same area by motorists who were reporting that cows were wandering on the road. Police responded, but couldn’t find the cows. Police believe they are the same ones who damaged the woman’s car.

[via Arbroath]

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