People smart enough to pay $99.99 a year to subscribe to the Sarah Palin Channel learned that their winking maverick hero has solved the California drought crisis.
“You might ask, though, why don’t they just fix the infrastructure problem, why don’t they just build more reservoirs and plants? After all, California is a coastal state. It’s got a whole ocean right there, water all around ya.”
Why didn’t Jerry Brown’s college-boy scienticians think of it first? Because they are all a bunch of atheists and global warming propagandists!
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(Thanks. Matthew!)