Justice Antonin Scalia's intemperate dissenting opinion in the Supreme Court's landmark marriage equality case included some epic old dude grumpery, including the phrases "pure applesauce" and "jiggery-pokery."
Mother Jones gives us a automated Scalia-ism generator that mixes and matches real phrases from the Satan-fearing eminent justice and anti-masturbation warrior and privacy nihilist.
This loaf is as pretentious as its content is egotistic.
This somersault of statutory interpretation is a somersault of statutory interpretation.
Your mom is a somersault of statutory interpretation.
Some ghoul in a late-night horror movie that repeatedly sits up in its grave and shuffles abroad, after being repeatedly killed and buried has mistaken a Kulturkampf for a fit of spite.
Take a Spin on the Antonin Scalia Insult Generator!
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