Woman-centric clickbait sites parodied

Andrea James 9:10 am Mon Jun 29, 2015

If The Onion For Her and Lady Clickhole sound like sites you'd enjoy, swing by Reductress, a site that mocks the new crop of craptacular content farms aimed at women ages 25-39 who are watching their dreams slowly die.

It's pitch-perfect satire for the Pinterest-Facebook demographic: the Upworthy-style headline, the insipid stock photos, the look and feel of all your aunt's social media shares. Some recent gems include:

• Childless Women: Are They Safe?

• How to Make Your Vagina Smell as Amazing as His Balls

• Little Foxes On Your Dishcloths, And Other Home Décor Tricks To Tell Yourself Everything’s Okay!

Reductress

Taxi Driver, the sitcom

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Turtle high-fives alligator

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Ridiculous baseball videogame from 1998 results in ridiculous baseball ballet videos made by players

98 Kōshien is a high school baseball videogame released only in Japan for the PlayStation in 1998. One of the features is the ability to customize the pitchers' windups. This… READ THE REST
Short Post, just one paragraph

Dessert cheesecake wafer bear claw fruitcake. Fruitcake chupa chups donut candy canes marzipan. Apple pie sweet roll tart chocolate cake macaroon marshmallow carrot cake gummi bears sweet. Pastry sugar plum… READ THE REST
Save 50% on a 1-year subscription to Dashlane's premium password manager

We all know vital information about ourselves and our private digital accounts can be compromised by cybercriminals. However, many would be frightened to know just how compromised they and their… READ THE REST
The Bite Helper removes the itch of a mosquito bite in seconds

While mosquitoes have certainly earned their title as the deadliest animal on earth, their impact on most of our lives is usually a lot less consequential. But even though they… READ THE REST