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The Rock to portray Jack Burton?

Boing Boing BBS mainstay Miasm informs us the Rock is set to star as Jack Burton in a remake of one of my favorite movies of all time. I have immense respect for Dwayne Johnson, but I feel Big Trouble in Little China is sacred.

It’ll take one heck of a performance for me to update the bot.

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