Hopes and Fears summoned experts from across the globe to evaluate the mysterious champagne thatch perched atop the real estate and bullshit mogul’s eminent pate.
“His best-selling books at auction recently went unsold,” said Tim Luke, Master personal property appraiser for Treasure Quest Group, Inc. “I would think his hair would do a little better.”
His appraisal was for “Trump has explained that the hair is not an elaborate toupée.
Do I comb it forward? No, I don’t comb it forward.” He pushes the leading edge of the flying wing of his hair back, to show where the hairline is. “I actually don’t have a bad hairline. When you think about it, it’s not bad. I mean, I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it’s not really a comb-over. It’s sort of a little bit forward and back. I’ve combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time.