Remember the “Virtual Insanity” music video where Jamiroquai’s lead singer slid around the room on conveyor belts? What if that were an action game like Frogger? Wonder no longer.
In a free Windows game simply called Jamiroquai Game, you simulate the floor-sliding dance moves of the top-hatted Jay Kay as he evades an endless onslaught of black IKEA couches for as long as he can. Now you, too, can live the nightmare that Jay Kay has probably had every night since 1996, through what is arguably a useless twisting of our new technology. Here’s the original, in case you’ve somehow forgotten: