A possibly inebriated gentleman went to a service station, spit on the floor, raised his middle finger to the security camera and looked straight into it for a few seconds, wiped his gob on his T-shirt, then dragged away a large ice cream freezer, all while the clerk sawed wood at the pay window.
Authorities arrested Dennis Norman on grand theft charges on April 22. He was released from jail on $1,000 bond.