Salesperson: Would you like your bag monogrammed?
Heather: Monogrammed?
Salesperson: Yes. You can have three letters mon—"
Heather: Bag.
Salesperson: No, ma'am, I mean y—
Heather: BAG. B-A-G.
Salesperson: …
Heather: Thank you.
Tumi's Alpha Bravo Sling can be bought at Amazon.com in a variety of colors, but you'll have to go to a the Tumi store to get it monogrammed with "BAG".
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