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Zombie-killing animal of the week: Alligators

With some beasties — birds, bugs, bacteria — it’s easy to dismiss their zombie-killing powers simple by adjusting the zombie scenario at hand. Alligators, however, are another thing entirely.

“Once almost totally wiped out, alligators are now numerous due to protections under the Endangered Species Act,” says David Mizejewski of the National Wildlife Federation. “Any zombie that lumbered into fresh water ponds, lakes streams or swamps would likely fall prey to them, who, with their extremely powerful bite, would feast on zombie flesh. ”

Animals eating the zombies is contingent upon the continued existence of animals. Support the National Wildlife Federation to make sure they’re around, when the next major outbreak occurs, to make the zombie apocalypse an effortless breeze for mankind.

Check back next week to see how another type of beast would deal with The Walking Dead.

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