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Bible: tl;dr edition

Cabbagetroll’s masterful summary of the Bible (both testaments) on Reddi’s /r/Christianity really captures the books’ spirit.

GENESIS

God: All right, you two, don’t do the one thing. Other than that, have fun.

Adam & Eve: Okay.

Satan: You should do the thing.

Adam & Eve: Okay.

God: What happened!?

Adam & Eve: We did the thing.

God: Guys

THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT

God: You are my people, and you should not do the things.

People: We won’t do the things.

God: Good.

People: We did the things.

God: Guys

The stories of the Bible in TL;DR form [Cabbagetroll/Reddit]

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(Image: The Wolverton Bible)

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