Any LFDC parents who are Uber drivers in the area? Beckett has an acupuncture appointment in ktown at 6, but his dads are still brewing.
— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) May 1, 2014
This parody account [by @JDShapiro] is the best thing ever for those of you who are hip moms and dads, or for those of you who like to sneer at hip moms and dads.
Again, we're not trying to scare your kids w/ the climate reports we show, we just want to let them know we've failed & it's up to them now.
— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) November 20, 2014
Days without an LFDC Lockdown: Zero. A sour patch candy was spotted near the independent-play grounds and we're in code purple investigation
— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) November 21, 2014
We still have a few diversity spots open! So Caucasians, male/female couples, carnivores, etc, please send in your pre-natal applicants.
— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) November 20, 2014
People's "Sexiest Man Alive" scoffs in the face of inclusion and promotes body dysmorphia. We recommend LFDC's "147 Diverse Baristas" list.
— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) November 19, 2014
We do NOT promote helicopter parenting. We promote Drone-strike parenting. Monitor. Watch from above. Follow, follow, follow. Then swoop in.
— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) November 19, 2014
We are no longer waving our "Nut-Free School" banner because it's often met with dad jokes that promote mental illness intolerance.
— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) November 18, 2014
Give a child a fish, shame on you. Teach a child to fish, shame on me. #VeganLife #PlantBased #Health
— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) November 17, 2014
Our Toddler Poet Laureate, Burp, is stepping down after troubling remarks about #NetNeutrality. We'll never forget his moving Egg=Death poem
— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) November 17, 2014
Instead of saying "Stop bothering her/him." say "Keep your hands to your own body. Your body is yours. And nature's. Dryer sheets are toxic"
— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) November 17, 2014
Doctors notes from medical marijuana prescribers are no longer accepted.
— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) November 17, 2014
The Special Person of the Week for the 67th week running is everyone.
— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) November 16, 2014
Friends should never feel ashamed of what comes out of their bodies but we had to discontinue post-potty triumph trophies due to budget cuts
— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) November 12, 2014
One of the children has been providing his own fertilizer to the community garden. If you took home kale this week, dispose of it right away
— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) November 9, 2014