Zombies would lose the war because Vultures would peck them to bits

Zombies vs Wildlife: Vultures

David Mizejewski with the National Wildlife Federation explains why birds would help us make short shrift of the Zombie apocalypse: "Many birds feed themselves by scavenging on dead things. A sluggish zombie wouldn't stand a change against one, let alone a flock of vultures."

If you're wondering who is keeping all those lawns mowed and fields tended to in The Walking Dead, now you know: birdkeepers.

Previously: Bears would just eat zombies right up