Snappy coroner's answers to stupid cross-examiner's questions

“How can you be sure [the patient wasn’t alive] Doctor?” “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”

“But he still could have been alive, nevertheless?” “Yes, it is possible he could still have been alive and practicing law.”

Came across this while I was reading extracts from a book for school which consisted of true things that were said in court… [Reddit]

(via Mitch Wagner)