One year
Bar needs new human toe after mystery man consumes their mummified garnish: A bar in the Yukon needs to source a new human toe, because a patron ate the one they used to use as a cocktail garnish.
Five years
Canadian Copyright Consultation shows Canadians overwhelmingly support moderate, fair copyright: The Canadian government’s copyright consultation has received over 4,000 submissions from Canadians (it’s not too late to send yours!). Of these, the overwhelming majority are in favour of more liberal copyright, against extending the term of copyright, against stiffer penalties for infringement (only three submissions advocated this) and against US-DMCA-style rules protecting DRM.