In China, panty-clad peaches that look like delicious little butts

Xeni Jardin 10:51 am Fri Aug 1, 2014

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These images of peaches dressed up like butts have been making the viral rounds. This is said to be A Thing Among Chinese Fruit Vendors, but who are we to fact-check? "A nine-pack of pantied-peaches reportedly sell for around US$80 in Nanjing City," reports a website we would not rely on for more important facts.

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Aw fuck it, let's just use Google Translate on the original Chinese tabloid item:

Peach lace perspective staged peaches are also quite tempted to fight: During the summer, there is to eat a peach season. Some businesses in order to sell peaches, peach packing in playing on his mind, hunyuan peaches were put on a variety of "sexy sultry" little panties, users have tucao see this complete package in the supermarket peaches no desire to buy. You are so pure and lovely treat peach, peach who knows?

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Also available in fuzz-free nectarine butt.

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[Ifeng via RocketNews24]

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