Calquan Burr, 20, of Planet Zoltron, was arrested late last Sunday after charging a police cruiser, leaping onto the hood and cracking the windshield.
Alarmed locals in Dalton Township, Michigan, had summoned law enforcement after seeing a man armed with a four-foot metal pole “casing” the neighborhood.
When officers rounded the corner of Blue Lake and Duff roads, however, Burr sprung from the shadows toward their vehicle—a manoever caught on dashcam.
“There was no time to avoid him,” Lt. Shane Brown of the Muskegon County Sheriff’s Department told ABC News.
Once arrested, Burr, reportedly uninjured, told deputies that he was from Planet Zoltron and intended to crush their car. He was later charged with aggravated assault against a police officer.
Police say they suspect Burr was “under the influence of mind-altering drugs.”