Seems like a good moment to remind you that there are an infinite number of North Korean press releases and that no-one is left undenounced. Previously.
North Korea Condemns Imperialist Dwarf Seth Rogen
North Korea state media officially admits that Kim Jong Un did not teleport or time travel
To my disappointment, North Korean state media stated that Kim Jong Un did not use his family's mastery of magic to teleport or time travel out of the public eye.… READ THE REST
'Kim Jong-un appears not to have undergone surgery,' South Korea media reports
From South Korea's Cheongwadae, the executive office and official residence of the Republic of Korea's head of state, a cryptic statement about North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un's recent absence from… READ THE REST
Kim Jong-un's not dead, he's at his seaside palace relaxing with his 2,000 sex slaves, say papers
No one really knows where Kim Jong-un is right now, but the New York Post and The Sun speculate that the supreme ruler of North Korea is at his seaside… READ THE REST
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We all know vital information about ourselves and our private digital accounts can be compromised by cybercriminals. However, many would be frightened to know just how compromised they and their… READ THE REST
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While mosquitoes have certainly earned their title as the deadliest animal on earth, their impact on most of our lives is usually a lot less consequential. But even though they… READ THE REST
