Whereas the increasingly wide grin of the Lucky Charms Leprechaun is cause for concern, the Trix rabbit’s sanity seems already at breaking point. By 2030, surely it will have snapped.
Why won’t those kids just give it some damned Trix? Frankly, I wouldn’t blame it if it just went “full Watership Down” on those little bastards.
Illustration: “Rabbit Blob“, by Exploding Zombies.