“Past steaming woks and chopping blocks and up a narrow, creaky staircase, Edsel Ford Fong — the world’s most insulting waiter — greeted patrons with a ‘sit down and shut up!’ Routinely, he cussed out his customers, sexually accosted female companions, and unapologetically spilled soup across laps.” — Zachary Crockett of the Pricenomics blog (a great blog recommended to me on Gweek 147 by Olga Khazan)