Liam Lynch.
Crazyman Liam Lynch has a new funnyjam, and it’s all about cookies.
A question: when exactly does it start being “later”? When can I eat the cookies?
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Lyrics:
When I rock ice cream I always get sprinkles
When I rock jeans I pay extra for the wrinkles
I rock sleeping in, like I’m all Rip Van Winkle
I rock PB&J while playing crash cymbals
When I rock this thing it gives me weird tingles
I can text on my phone even while I’m wearing thimbles
Cuz I’m always in time, just like I’m a wrinkle
And if that don’t impress the haters…
I got some cookies for later
I got some cookies for later
Cuz there’s nothing greater
Than some cookies for later
Not now but later
I got some cookies for later
I got some cookies for later
Not now but later
Not now but later
Not now but later
I got some cookies for later
I got some cookies for later
My words go together like dudes and Harleys
Hops and barleys
Kicking big beats fatter than Chris Farley
“Every little ting is gonna be alright” — Bob marley
I’m about to start something that will never quit
So let’s get down to the knitty grit
I’m screwing through your mind like a drilling bit
Like a wizard wolf doing super laser splits
I’m like one of dem tings dat dey tazing wit
I got tree banana splits in my travel kit
Post it on Reddit if you tink of it
Subject line: “2 Legit 2 Quit”
Plant your mind and see how it grows
Don’t be ashamed if it don’t smell like a rose
Don’t be a know-it-all, just go with the flow.
A wise man knows what he does not know
I got some cookies for later
I got some cookies for later
Cuz there’s nothing greater
Than some cookies for later
Not now but later
I got some cookies for later
I got some cookies for later
Not now but later
Not now but later
Not now but later
I got some cookies for later
I got some cookies for later
Don’t be all like “W-T-F”
Just calm down and take a deep breaf.
You heard what I said, cuz I know you ain’t deaf
Don’t be all actin’ like dis ain’t fresh
Oh the hell I am
The L-I-AM