Here’s a new turn in the saga of Rob “Laughable Bumblefuck” Ford, the mayor of Toronto: a lawsuit alleges that he had a couple of his former football team proteges beat six kind of hell out of his estranged brother-in-law in jail. The brother-in-law is suing Ford, saying that when he was in jail, a couple of Ford’s former players broke his leg and shattered his teeth as a warning to stay silent about the mayor’s drug problem.