The Eat’N Tool is a spork/multitool that integrates a bottle opener, screwdriver/pry tip and metric wrenches — it costs $8 and comes with a caribiner, weighs 1.5 oz, measures 4″ long, and has a nonstick coating.
“Spork” is the one blade all my multitools to date have lacked, and now that I think of it, it’s kind of a glaring omission. Needs its own portmanteau, though: sporkdrivench?