Rob Ford articulates official mayoral cunnilingus policy

Cory Doctorow 10:19 am Thu Nov 14, 2013

HiMY SYeD -- Clip Mayor Rob Ford Media Scrum, Toronto City Hall, 9:20 a.m. Thursday November 14 2013

Here's Toronto Mayor Rob "Laughable Bumblefuck" Ford responding to yesterday's release of the partially redacted police file. After stating his intent to take legal action against a host of current and former staffers, wait staff at a restaurant, and many others, he addresses the allegation that he "wanted to eat [Olivia Gondek's] pussy."

The mayor stated, for the record: "I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home."

Rob Ford will (ahem) go down in history with this quote

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