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Unfuck your Habitat: the app


I blogged the site Unfuck Your Habitat, which offers timely, humane, simple advice for people who struggle with mess and disorganization . Today there’s “MAKE YOUR BED: excuses are boring” and a brief post on getting sex stains off a comforter, though a more typical bedtime post reads:

Unfuck tomorrow morning

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Wash the dishes in your sink

*Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories

*Set up coffee/tea/breakfast

*Make your lunch

*Put your keys somewhere obvious

*Wash your face and brush your teeth

*Charge your electronics

*Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults)

*Set your alarm

*Go to bed at a reasonable hour

All of this simple and useful stuff has been packaged into a new Android app that’s simple and cute — good advice, timers for short sprints of cleaning (along with suggestions, room by room, for said sprints), a wall commemorating your achievements, and the same friendly, understanding, compassionate approach to “terrifying motivation for lazy people with messy homes.”


If traditional housekeeping isn’t really your style, but your living space needs a little attention, UfYH’s challenges and customizable features will help you get your place back in shape, a few minutes at a time. Rather than encourage marathon cleaning sessions, UfYH gives you the tools to clean up, a little at a time. Unfucking your habitat turns dreaded chores into easy-to-complete tasks, with a hefty dose of “filthy” language to motivate you to clean up.


Unfuck Your Habitat

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