The “Startup Vitamins Monster Pack” is a set of 20 vaguely motivational, vaguely creepy posters designed to get Silicon Valley in gear. The combination of suave minimalist design, no-bullshit-here pretensions and boundless cliché—yes, there’s a Keep Calm and Carry On parody!—feel like items in a William Gibson novel whereby Cayce Pollard, poisoned by Ukrainian gangsters, flees into Facebook’s offices to use the sight of these posters to trigger emesis. [Startup Vitamins via Valleywag]