Iowa gentleman tells cops he was using lawn mower on neighbors' lawns to chase gopher

As @pourmecoffee tweeted, it’s unfair that there’s no video to accompany this all-too-brief story of a gentleman in Iowa “who says he was using his lawn mower to chase a gopher.” The man has been told to stay home and “sober up,” because allegedly, some booze may have possibly been involved maybe. As long as the man had pants on, however, that seems like mere speculation.