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Scientology sucks at photoshop



As Scientology’s numbers and influence decline, the company religion is desperate to maintain appearances. Mark ‘Wise Beard Man’ Bunker managed to get shots and videos of this weekend’s gala opening in Portland (despite a keystone kops runaround from the Portland cops, whom Scientology suborned to chase independent press away from the event), along with other, less public Scientology skeptics. They estimated the crowd at 450-750; the Church put it closer to 2,500, and to prove it, they photoshopped a bunch of stock-art people overtop of a line of rented trees.

Scientology Sunday Funnies: Portland Is Now Cleared, On to the Rest of Earth! UPDATE: PHOTOSHOPPING!

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