★☆☆☆☆
Fond as I am of white chocolate, mochas and Ghirardelli’s Double Chocolate Premium Beverage Mix, their White Mocha Premium Beverage Mix sounded promising.
Drinking this stuff was a profoundly bad idea. Not bad in the way that drinking methanol is, but bad enough. The flavors, cloying and ersatz, offer only a vague impression of the concept. One wonders at the chemistry of what just happened in one’s mouth. Somewhere in its undisclosed inventory of natural and artificial flavors is “white mocha”; one may as well throw Sunday evening’s last forlorn Walmart Celebrations Center cake into a blender with some coffee.
Ghirardelli Chocolate Premium Hot Beverage Mix, White Mocha [Amazon]