A quick NSFW! search in the craigslist personals classifieds for “nemo” turns up many gems, among them, “I want to get plowed harder than your driveway,” and “I’m disease-free and recently tested; I’m as real as this storm.” If you are an adult and you are also prepared to view poorly-lit photographs of strangers’ genitalia, search the personals listings for other storm-hit areas like Boston right now for more mocking-lonely-horny-people-on-Craigslist fun.