The people have spoken. I offered to have my head 3D-scanned while making a ridiculous face originated by John "Rubberface" Scalzi if enough was donated to Jay Lake's cancer treatment fundraiser. After an exhaustive poll, the Internet chose this face. I've started practicing already.
Dear Cory Doctorow: The Masses Have Decided That This is the Face You Shall Have Made Into a 3D Scan