The worst unusual baby names of 2012 in one place so you can forget them more easily

“Ace: It’s bad enough when people name a boy Ace. Ace the boy has long bangs and the world’s most punchable face. Ace the girl is stuck with a name that screams out to the world, ‘Daddy wanted a boy, and he wanted that boy to be a fighter pilot.'” Drew Magary at Gawker has compiled some of BabyCenter’s extra-specifically weird names that actual people gave their actual babies in the Year of Our Lord 2012. Hint when naming a baby: Don’t use the wrong part of your brain to name a child. I’m talking to you, parents of Kaixin and Pawk. (via Gawker)

Previously: Top Baby Names of 2012 include “Mac,” “Siri,” and “Mars”