Oddly, we don’t seem to have even received the original commercial, which is suddenly very interesting. I wonder: what’s in it that is so terrible that “legal reasons” need be hamfistedly waved around? Hookers snorting coke under Ambilight’s warm embrace—Blow and Glow? A freshly untethered Beverly Mantle, waking on his bloodsoaked gurney to the gentle dawn of the Philips Hf3470/60 Wake-up Light? Or maybe it really was just early.