YIPPEE! Rob Ford, the hateful, horrible Mayor of Toronto, has lost his conflict of interest case, and he is now out of a job. In 14 days, he will no longer be mayor of Toronto, and will have to go back to a life of spending his parents’ money and complaining about parasites who don’t understand hard work. (Though I’m not holding my breath — I’m sure the appeals process is already in motion). Adieu, Mayor Laughable Bumblefuck! Try not to let the city hit you in the ass on the way out!