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Trump "bombshell" turns out to be birther challenge: "I'll give $5m to charity if birth certificate yadda yadda"

“We know very little about our president … yadda yadda.”

The Onion:

In a blockbuster announcement today, Donald Trump announced that he is a very sad man who has nothing to live for other than drawing attention to himself. “I’m a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life.”

No-one alive is more like L. Ron Hubbard, in the weird little details, than Trump.

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