It was announced last night that the most brilliant decision in show business was made: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler will be the hosts of the 70th Golden Globes telecast on January 13! They’ll take over for Ricky “I Triple Dog Dare You to Ask Me to Host Again and Be Nice to the Famous People” Gervais, who has hosted the show for the past three years. Fey and Poehler, both accomplished in their own rights, have proven they work great as a team after co-anchoring Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live as well as co-starring in Baby Mama. I predict exactly one joke about “globes” before moving on to less obvious things to joke about. (via Rolling Stone)